G-” Just as I get back into working out again I get sick. It’s like every 30 days. I may as well have a period.”
G-“I really want chocolate cake. They just found out Chocolate Cake doesn’t make you fat. No really, they just said it on the news when you went out of the room.” ( Me: eyeroll.) G-“….. soooo are you going to make a cake or what?”
He’s out of books to read- Me: “I’m going to the library, what authors do you want?” He tells me a few. I say “What about that one; Tommy somebody”. G: “Tommy Hillfinger” and he walks out KNOWING I just spit out my coffee.
