Eating breakfast in Ranch county and “never met a stranger ” G admires this guy’s suspenders. 
Mr DH proceeds to tell him exactly how they are made.
He says to go to the thrift store and get yourself a woman’s bra. They have the best eleastic. When I laugh he turns to me and says emphatically “They really do”.
Finally in the end DH points to me “she can help you”. He picks up his 2 cups of coffee (one for him and one for momma) and proudly walks away showing off the fancy suspenders he made.
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