Paris Catacombs!

image.jpegFirst of all it looks like a ghost on G’s face. It  must have been a friendly ghost or a woman ghost trying to make out with him. Nice try ghost chicka.

Les Catacombs!

Seeing all those skeletons is  like watching fire. Beautiful, terrifying, destructive, engaging, and hypnotic adventure. It did make me feel like I  had to take a hot bath afterward.  The magnitude and amount of bones is incredible.

imageimageThere were sayings everywhere, but we don’t read French so they could have been saying “you are cursed” or “There are diseases down here and you people paid for this tour hahaha” and the phrase  “We are all bones in the end” came up a few times (which I  kind of liked).

We had a few questions that weren’t answered on the recorded walking  tour.  1.  If the bodies were so full of disease, and they even dug up many of them, why not just cremate them?  2. How long do the germs stay on them…’cuz we’re walking through thousands of skeletons here!


We took 135 small circular steps down and then walked through a long limestone lined tunnel to get to the tombs.  Knowing there is an entire city above is quite unnerving and the recorded tour seems to delight in letting one know that fact. The city seems so far away as we walk along damp ancient limestone.   They have guards posted at various intersections and they remind me of rats hiding in the dark, scurrying around when they think your purse is going to swing into a skull or something.  (Yep, I got yelled at).

Below is my favorite skull.  He is very smiley.

imageBeing such a macabre place one would think it would be sad, but somehow I felt extremely peaceful down there.  Many souls left their bones as art for us to see.  Many souls with families, lives, talents, and professions we know nothing about.  They are anonymous, they are famous.  Life is short; live large!



Paris Meanderings

I am not sure what day it is as Paris steals time.  Time speeds up on the Metro as we pack our bodies together and fly through the tunnel.  A menagerie of ethnicities, languages and smells overwhelming the senses.  Hop off and a short walk back in time as we head over to the attraction for the day.


Why not start with the iconic Eiffel Tower, then cruise down th Seine at sunset.




All along the bank of the River people gather as couples or even groups waving and celebrating… well…LIFE.  Rumba, Samba, Rap and Classical music blasts from some of plaza areas as impromptu dance floors.

A little further and we are back at the Eiffel Tower lit up against the purple sky.

imageWe chose accommodations on the Seine staying in a boat.  Life on this river is full of contrasts.  The morning fog rolls gently in as the city wakes.  Joggers, activity begins.  Each  boat that passes gently rocks us reminding us where we are.

image From the galley we can sit and enjoy a nightcap and the lights on the river.

imageimageThe first night we awke from a dead sleep to a thump on the boat, then wolves began howling. I was terrified and wondered how wolves got into the city?  The next night our neighbors had a party until 4AM.  Just when the sun was coming up the people at the party disappeared leaving me to speculate that they are vampires and that the wolves last night were just chasing them back to our neighborhood.  No other explanation works as they don’t come out in the daylight at all.

image.jpegPerhaps my brain is just packed with images so powerful I got chills.  I think visiting the Louvre on more than one day is the best as my brain can’t begin to register thousands of years of art history at once.  We saw the basics and a few surprises.

imageimageimageimageimageThen there was this poor guy.

image.jpegI think the look on his face says it all.




Cable Street Inn

Cable Street inn at the East end of London is an antique gem.  Once a pub in the 1700s, the charming owner Julian has transformed the building into a cozy inn.image.jpegWe enjoyed meandering through the park next door and St. George Church.  There is an abandoned building behind to explore. Below is a shack that is yet to be renovated on the church grounds with plants growing on the roof.

image.jpegShadwell Underground Station is right next door and we had an easy time getting to all of our destinations.  London was easy to navigate this way.  We spent a lot of time  looking around the magical little inn we had chosen.  It was so easy to get swept up by the charm..

imageimageimageimageimageimageThe bathroom kept the old feeling while being clean and modern. I appreciated all the light pouring in from the wood framed window.


I think the most wonderful surprise was the rooftop terrace overlooking the park area, the church behind,  and a beautiful modern art mural depicting the famous Cable Street Riot.


Fun place from which to base our London experience!

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London, London, London!

Driving from the Cotswold area there were plenty of scenes like the one below.  Guess which horse I am…..


LONDON!! What an exciting city. Finding it easy it easy to get around on the Underground we parked and rode in. Well, we did have help at each station.  It seems my Stetson/boot wearing  com padre made it clear we were tourists along with my holding a giant map pronouncing stop names incorrectly.  Our B&B is located in the East End on Cable St. It seems this was the stomping grounds of Jack the Ripper. We also discovered that it  was  one of the most heavily bombed area in “the blitz” 1949.  Many of the buildings are of the 50’s era.  Now mostly inhabited by families of immigrants from all over the world we experience multi-cultural and multi-languages while walking down the street.  It seems the history of  this end of London has always been inhabited by tough and resilient people. We were fortunate to see an exhibition celebrating the women of the East End at a nearby church.


This picture  is from the rooftop patio of our B&B Cable Street Inn  and shows a mural depicting a famous riot of this neighborhood.  When Mussolini came to power, Fascism was growing in popularity.  Hitler was seen to be progressive with his ideas and had a small smattering of support.  The people in this neighborhood weren’t having it and a 3 day riot broke out.  The neighborhood is quite proud of their accomplishment and believe this was the turning point to stop the growing Fascist support in London. Quite impressive.


Time to wander along the Thames River.  We learned the Thames is a tidal river and is actually very clean with regulations over the past 20 years.  This makes my tree hugging heart happy. I did notice the ground, sidewalks and river were cleaner than I expected in such a large city.  An obvious reflection of London Pride.

image.jpegWestminster and G.  We eventually meandered to a restaurant which became a healthy eating favorite; Bar One. We spent time there  watching the people pour out of offices to scurry home from work. My brain is unprepared for the combination of the old architecture next to modern buildings and a thriving business community  seemingly oblivious to the contrast.


Tower Bridge in the picture below.  Full of history and mystery.


Moving on to the Tower of London and a Beefeater Tour. VERY interesting and informative.

Beefeater tour well worth it.

Our Tour guide, Clive, was so fun.  There are 37 Beefeaters all of whom live within the tower walls with their families. A fact I would not have believed until  I saw their apartments.  How great would that be to live in so much history?  image.jpeg We ended up spending most of the day exploring the tower.  We stood in the moat, marveled at old “graffiti”, weapons old to new, armor, architecture…. Camera roll below:

Apparently this particular knight was not taking any chances and protecting his favorite body part under all circumstances.

image.jpegMore camera roll:

imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageOn to Piccadelly Circus and the madness of rush hour! We managed to arrive just at 17:00 hours.  Lots of traffic speeding by.  Beautiful facades every direction.

imageimageAhhh LONDON!  You have found two new admirers.


The Porch House Shenanigans

Stow on the Wold is a historic village in England who’s charm can’t be beat. We pulled up to our Inn after a day at Stonehenge.  The Porch House dates back to 947AD.imageStone buildings rise up from the rolling green fields creating a serene artistic backdrop to the day. Our room was charming with a sweet view over the park area. image

A perfect sitting area for morning coffee…


G was excited over this toilet seat of solid cherry wood to a high polish. Of course the handle works (you guessed it) backwards (flushes up).  image

After settling in time to roam downstairs.

The rock walls, heavy wood and slate floors, and rough wood beams create  a time machine and our imaginations explore the possibilities…


Sitting in the bar area watching people go by, G decides to have a drink.  Walking up to the bar and to our favorite waitress, he asks her for a screwdriver for him and a cider for me.  She pours the cider and hands him a real screwdriver, the actual tool. Thinking she is being funny he calls her “clever girl” (in his fake accent of course ).  Aparently she has never heard of a screwdriver before (in her defense neither had the bartender).  That’s OK Jenny, I had never heard of flat water before yesterday.   #The Porch House image

England meanderings


I could live here it’s so beautiful and charming.   Well, except for the driving. What maniac dedided to change the steering wheel to the right side.  If you have never done it (and want to loose some weight) I highly recommend it.  It’s aerobic!  I am sure my heart rate was at maximum level every time the British accented GPS  said “take the second left” as I am going CLOCKWISE around the roundabout.  It’s worth it to drive to the tiniest towns full of history.

It seems I am a collector of three types of photos; 1. Gravestones


imageimageimageimageimage…and doorways.





My husband is wearing his Stetson cowboy hat everywhere and his ostrich boots which draw a few stares.  So far only two brave souls have asked to take his picture.

We are loving the open air markets Wednesdays  and Saturdays. Homemade breads and pastries, meat pies, fruits and vegetables…

But then there was the pig booth. imageJust about anything one could do to pig parts is represented.  Thank goodness they left out the privates. I told G that Pig privates must not have the FLAVOR of bull privates or this place would have it.  He is ignoring me now.  Speaking of G, he answers people’s questions in a terrible British accent.  He won’t stop.  People just look at this black Stetson wearing, Ostrich boot havin’, American with a terrible British/Mexican accent with the most confounded looks.  Sigh.

Practice Packing

Preparing for our upcoming trip I decided to practice packing.  Here I am trying to cram 3 weeks with of clothing for indeterminate weather into 2 carry on bags.   The Ryanair flight restrictions are extremely strict. Basically about 5 inches less in width than American flights.    Checked baggage cost is determined by weights and being frugal (cheap) decided to try just carry on.    Missing from the picture on the left above is my underwear (because I want to keep a LITTLE mystery).

I used packing cubes and rolled clothing which is suggested all over the Internet. I really like this idea and really kept everything organized.  I can take one or two things out and it retains shape.  Shoes are stuffed in the top and bottom in plastic with rolled up socks in them.  I was surprised how well it worked!

The cubes I ordered came with “secret pouches”. It literally says that:

I am using the secret pouch for electronics and sewed lines in the bag to keep everything separate.

I thought about painting over the “secret pouch” so that TSA won’t stop me and say “Hey, look in here!  It’s a secret pouch! Let’s strip search her!”  It could happen as I am typically singled out for a wanding at least.  Also several TSA agents have gone to second base on previous trips.  Not sure what wild haired middle aged woman is causing havoc but I must look like her.  (I really wish she would stop).

Finally I got it all in the two bags.  Practice packing success!  Now that I know it can be done I am a little disappointed that I am not leaving tomorrow and have to hang this stuff back up.  Sigh.